Before Velvet there was no print grunge fashion magazine. I thought this was grossly unfair to us ‘90s revival dressers — I was really into flannel at the time. So I created one. Came up with a business plan. Designed it. Unfortunately because of my McDonalds-for-lunch-and-dinner budget the only place I turned it in was for a grade. If Courtney Love pulls out her iconic white baby doll dress again, maybe I’ll ask her to invest.